Dancing Kleenex

How do you get a kleenex to Dance? Put a little boogie in it! Clean one liner; Q. Why was the baby pen crying? A. Because his mum had been on a working on a long sentence. Clean knock knock: Knock Knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in .. its your buddies tomato & cucumber

Professor joke

Driving past the grounds of the university, a professor saw a student running hard. Snarling at his heels were three huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor braked his Volkswagon to a halt and threw open the door. "Hurry, get in! He commanded." "Get in!" "Say, you are the greatest," the bearded youth grasped. "Most people won't offer me a lift when they see I have three dogs."