tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33490074674647799322011-11-27T16:42:59.766-08:00Mr freenoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3349007467464779932.post-6618888664041394272010-08-27T07:35:00.000-07:002010-08-27T07:37:43.608-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/22RTTBOXb1.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://www.after5catalog.com/images/products/22RTTBOXb1.jpg" alt="kleenex" border="0" /></a><br />How do you get a kleenex to Dance? Put a little boogie in it! Clean one liner; Q. Why was the baby pen crying? A. Because his mum had been on a working on a long sentence. Clean knock knock: Knock Knock. Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in .. its your buddies tomato &amp; cucumber<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3349007467464779932-661888866404139427?l=brouhahazine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr freenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3349007467464779932.post-30819674289407717962010-08-27T07:28:00.000-07:002010-08-27T07:55:39.652-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.grinningplanet.com/2003/bad-college-professor/profgoofy-copyright3.gif"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 172px;" src="http://www.grinningplanet.com/2003/bad-college-professor/profgoofy-copyright3.gif" alt="funny professor" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Driving past the grounds of the university, a professor saw a student running hard. Snarling at his heels were three huge dogs. Intent on rescue, the professor braked his Volkswagon to a halt and threw open the door. "Hurry, get in! He commanded." "Get in!" "Say, you are the greatest," the bearded youth grasped. "Most people won't offer me a lift when they see I have three dogs."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3349007467464779932-3081967428940771796?l=brouhahazine.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mr freenoreply@blogger.com0